Desert, Desire, Deserve

sillyunicorntime:

Due to the overwhelming feedback generated by the post I made, I was motivated to write a little fic, partly as an apology for apparently upsetting thousands of people, and partly because I want to cackle with glee as I upset you even further.  Let me know what you think!

Desert, Desire, Deserve: 3,114 words

Warnings: Swearing, lots of creys

Summary: Post-Reichenbach.  Sherlock returns after three years, expecting John to punch him in the face.  What he gets is so much worse.

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don’t read this if you don’t plan on spending the rest of your evening in a piteous pile of emotions i am not even joking

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    THIS IS NOT OKAY.
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    WHAT MADE YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY? IT ISN’T OKAY.
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    …You. How can you… How can you live with yourself? Hmm? Gojumpoffabuilding.
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    can’t. KSJFKDFJKDLJFLDKSJVIDLJZDJLKVJHIHVUJFV.
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    oh my gawd i cant stop crying what is...why wouldnt someone do this to me how can someone...
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    Probably not unless sudden inspiration strikes me. Ahahaha! I’m glad you like it, though.
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    Oh…Jesus Christ
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    heartbreaking! Are
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    writing blog. :)
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